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Thursday, September 17, 2009

my sis and i came across this book about dieting.

we were laughing like mad in the library.

the way the author phrase it was totally unbelievable.

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" We know that w'll get some wrinkles, and that one day,

we'll need to tuck our boobs into our underwear."

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another one:

" the upper arm wave: One of the hardest hit areas of a heavy woman is her upper arm.

Beacause they often lack muscle tone, they tend to flap around like the thing that dangles from under a turkey's neck. You can hear your upper arm telling you to lsoe weight every time a strong wind blows and they slap you in the face. "

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another one:

" when i stepped on that horrible doctor's scale, i was told that i had gained eleven pounds over this past year! i stared at the numbers on the scale, with the same disbelief i had when i saw Michael Jackson dangle his infant son from that infamous balcony."

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dieting sucks by joanne kimes.

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